Back from his three-month sabbatical of lechery and bacchanalia, Car Car has returned to the blogosphere entirely self-actualized and sporting a tan life-shattering in uniformity and shade alike. To ease back into the swing of things, and in honor of Pitchfork Media's 500 Best Songs of the 00's, CP has organized his list of Top 25 Songs of the Naughties, the first fifteen of which will be catalogued right here after this sentence ends.
Car Car's Top 25 Songs of the Naughties #'s 25-11
25. My Body is a Cage by Arcade Fire
24. Ashes of American Flags by Wilco
23. Staring at the Sun by TV on the Radio
22. 3 Peat by Lil' Wayne
21. Boys You Won't by The Wrens
20. Lateralus by Tool
19. Mykonos by Fleet Foxes
18. Inni mer syngur vitleysingur by Sigur Ros
17. There There (The Boney King of Nowhere) by Radiohead
16. Bros by Panda Bear
15. Street Lights by Kanye West
14. Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) by Arcade Fire
13. The Whale Song by Modest Mouse
12. Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of) by The Mars Volta
11. Two by The Antlers
The forthcoming Top Ten Songs will be accompanied by illuminating and confounding justifications a la CP's Top Ten Album's of All Time List, but until then here's a look into what's to come, in the future.
COMING SOON
What's Better? The Pixar Edition: (Wall-E or UP!)?
The Ecstasy of the Small Fan
Thus Far: CP's Favorites of Everything of 2009
Which Actor Most Resembles Car Car (or the other way around?)
Most Anticipated Movies of the Fall
Is It Still Permissible to Like Batman?
The Taxi-Cab Hat
Sneak Peaks of Original Works by CP including and not limited to:
In the End, Everyone Dies
Coming Together
Resort!
and...
GET GROWNED UP!
A 500-Part Series in Which Car-Car Unlocks and Dismantles Life's Great Mysteries
What Happens After Death?
Living the Just Life
Adulthood
The Persistence of Memory
Time as Phenomena, Entity, and Whatchamacallit
Religion
Art, Defined
The Untethered Embrace of the Unknown
Belly Sadness
and
808's and Heartbreak: Masterpiece or Brick of Shit?
Here's Hope Everyone had the Best Summer Ever!!!