1. Synecdoche, NY2. There Will Be Blood
3. The Royal Tenenbaums
4. Amelie
5. Adaptation
6. I'm Not There
7. Match Point
8. Minority Report
9. About Schmidt
10. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'
Few bands can offer up a purely subjective experience with their songs. To individuate modern music means to transcend genre and lyrics and in doing so elicit a reaction in the listener that is as abstractly unknowable as it is instinctively known, a comprehending on the far side of your gut. Sigur Ros produces just that. Each of their teeny-weeny symphonies presents a song that builds like every indescribable moment in your life plucked out of chronology and jammed into sequential order, with respect to dynamics. Whether their songs are woeful or jubilant, demolishing or inspiring is entirely up to the listener. Every song means everything and every song means nothing, but, regardless of what each song means, the overarching message of the band is nothing but celebratory, revelatory, brilliant. IT'S LIKE LIFE OR SOMETHING.
Nowadays, originality is rare. Nowadays, what people deem original is thievery billed under a different name and shown in the right lighting. Yet, Animal Collective is wholly, confoundingly original. Few songs are composed of intergalactic jungle beats backing a heartsick boy's choir with lyrics like monolith haiku, plus man-child howls. What arises is as phantasmagoric as it is simple, as accessible as it is obtuse. By the song's mantric outro, the listener is so awash with disorientation and physical/mental overload that the disparate emotions begin to bind and converge and by the time the song fades out you're at a point of complete cohesion because originality demands nothing less.
Everyone you know has no idea. Everyone you know sells themselves short. Everyone you know is floating in space. Everyone you know can cry from happiness. Everyone you know someday will die. Everyone you know will say goodbye. Everyone you know will let life pass them by. Everyone you know will let everything good go to waste. Everyone you know will see only darkness in night and you have to realize that night is just day without light.
Heartbeats is a love song, through and through. In most cases this would entail a harkening to better days passed, or a lamenting of futures unrealized, perceptions betrayed, emotions unreciprocated, but this song is none of these things. This song is a refutation of these things. Through the unrelenting backbeat, the ever-ascending synths, the exalted siren vocals, The Knife construct a love affair that exists outside of the aforementioned. In this song, love isn't a sum of moments, or an escape to another place, it exists entirely in the moment, in a moment of pure reciprocation, of two heartbeats fighting for synchronicity, of silent minds and furious bodies, a moment of two people actually loving each other enough to fold solely into that pocket of time together and to live so much within that moment that nothing exists beyond it and nothing can make it end. It is great.
This song is pure audio sublimity. This is the hypnotic lullaby that plays in your most immersive dreams to loft you back to reality. It gets to a point that the lyrics' importance is almost entirely negated. Eloquence aside, who gives a flippity frak what this song is about. For Car Car, it's about the 2007 Hillary Swank movie, The Reckoning. Hillary Swank is the Reckoner, because she's real gross, but she can act. Which is something to reckon, he supposes. To CP, certain things aren't meant to be intellectualized, because it undermines their ineffability or something or the other or the what-have-you. This is certainly one such case.
After its marching, choral buoyed intro, Win Butler sings that "Something filled up his heart with nothing." What he refers to is unidentifiable, something symptomatic of the times but entirely free of condemnation. Well, in part, it's about full-growed adults acting like blubbering babies and how this poisons everything and how people should slaughter the charade of preservation and politeness and say what they fucking feel for once, but there's other things there, too! The song is not about placing blame, but recognizing the ways things is. In the first verse, "Wake Up" brings examination from Win's perspective, segueing into the second verses almost didactic collective "you" POV, and by the time these perspectives converge on the dementedly incredible lyric of "We're just a million little gods causing rainstorms, turning every good thing to rust," you can't tell if that just is meant to signify limitation, or if you're meant to hang on that just, because to be flawed and childish is to be a human being, and that's something outside justification.
For not-brief stretch of Best Summer Ever 09, Carmen was convinced that this song was the sonic approximation of his soul. With its hybrid structure, engrossingly enveloping ethereality, and lyrics that are at turns incomprehensible and poignant, the song never strives to be understood, only enjoyed. It presents itself as convoluted cochlear assault for headphonaphiles, but at its core, it's a song about simplicity hidden within the folds of words and relationships and Mitch Hedberg's death and negativity and lameness. At the climax of "Carrots," a section that tiptoes into the outer ear, plays like harps on your wedding day played with the feathers of some great prehistoric birds, Panda Bear joyfully chucks artifice into the bleachers, with audacious abandon, and identifies more than presents the ways things is, crooning:
In the wake of releasing arguably the most influential album of all time, Radiohead toured and toured and abated the world's rabid anticipation to OK Computer's follow-up, finally delivering Kid A, an abstract monolith of blips and reverb mountains and modulation and pure, unfiltered genius. EIIRP's opening mellotron chords play like an exhalation of Sisyphean relief, a thousand sonic breezes blanketing a body fevered by expectation and unwarranted distress. It plays like the funeral song for what rock bands were capable of, up until that point, set to diminished ivory tickles and Thom Yorke's interstellar echolalia. If anything the song is an assurance, a reiteration that life will provide you neither what you expect or entirely desire, how things are the way they are because they have to be, not because they choose to be, and how that isn't necessarily that awful.
Back from his three-month sabbatical of lechery and bacchanalia, Car Car has returned to the blogosphere entirely self-actualized and sporting a tan life-shattering in uniformity and shade alike. To ease back into the swing of things, and in honor of Pitchfork Media's 500 Best Songs of the 00's, CP has organized his list of Top 25 Songs of the Naughties, the first fifteen of which will be catalogued right here after this sentence ends.