The Grammys are a sad, sad, boring affair. Not knowing whether to go for a populist or esoteric appeal, the awards have settled for simply giving awards to everyone that plays an instrument. There is a Grammy for Best Hawaiian Music Performance. Nominees don't even show up for the preliminaries ones, which are abundant and poorly pronounced by the presenters. The Mars Volta did show up though, having the lead singer of TV on the Radio accept their award. Performances outweigh actual awards during the actual broadcast. As a casual liker of music, the Grammys make Carmen deeply depressed. The rhythm section of Radiohead didn't even show up.
Who is the Most-Likely Candidate for Anti-Christ in Today's Unsure World?
1. BO-Carmen likes BO as much as the next media-manipulated pseudo-person, but can one really refute an appeal that broad, his unimpeded ascension during times so trying, the coincidence of his term's culmination and eschaton? Can one?
2. Bono-"Get Your Boots On" is a song and music video of such impossible badness that universal acclaim is only around the corner, again. Yeah, this Irishman with his uni-eyed sunglasses has taken a lot of pictures with starving people, but he's also been writing the same song for the past 25 years with the Edge and Larry. Carmen's all for having sound political views, but when musicians attempt to sway their typically herdish and chowderheaded fans into agreement CP's insides go into Eagle Scout knots. Wow, you figured out that politicians are corrupt, greedy, self-obsessed, megalomaniacal humanoids, here's a Grammy.
3. Michael Bay- If Transformers isn't the equivalent of socio-psychological genocide on a mass scale Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen will be.
4. Post-Devil Without a Cause Kid Rock- Listen to Summer Time.
5. Some Random Guido-....
6. Oprah- Nearly destroyed the reputation of the greatest actor of the modern era, Tom Cruise, while simultaneously stripping the 19-72 year-old female demographic of any and all free thought. She built a one-million dollar school in Africa, then returned to Chicago and her 999 million dollar fortune. If Carmen had 1000 bucks and you asked for one Carmen would give you at least five. COME ON.
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