BLOGTEMPEST TWO: SUMMER MOVIE BUCKET LIST (I HATE CHO' ROTTEN GOTS)

A list of movies that Carmen will be seeing this upcoming Summer that you should probably see, too.  Some weak justifications follow.

Limits of Control-Carmen's not too big on Jarmuschiness, but he'll take what he can get in this sick, sad world.

Star Trek-J.J. Abrams INVENTED Felicity.

Brothers Bloom (Review Dependent)-Typically, Carmen sees anything with Adrien Brody's nose in it, but this movie will require a 80% or higher on the Tomatometer to garner CP's $12 USD.

Terminator: Salvation-The director refers to himself as McG.

Drag Me to Hell-A handful of Carmen's warmest memories are having laugh seizures in the basement of one Anthony Rombardo during his first viewing of Evil Dead 2.

Up- See attached picture.

Away We Go-As a post-post-modern upper middle class white person, Carmen loves all things quirk.  And John Krasinski in the man in every sense of the word (man, not the).

The Hangover-See the moving scene with Mike Tyson at the tail end of the trailer.

Moon-Directed by DAVID BOWIE'S SON.

Whatever Works-Carmen likes about nine Jews.  One of them stars in this movie.  Another one directs it.  Another is Big Gun's lawyer, Ronny G.  Another is his Uncle Randy.  The other five slots he keeps open, for the future.  It is important to think ahead.

Year One-MICHAEL CERA IS SOOOOOO AWKWARDLY ENDEARING IT'S NUTZ.

Public Enemies-Jonny Depp=hott.

Bruno-Borat.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince-How someone thought up the letter combinations to create the word Voldemort is worth so much of Carmen's money he can't even enumerate a figure.  But if he had to guess: 7 Hardcover Books+5 Movie Tickets+5 DVDS+One Magic Wand=About $350 USD, so far?

500 DAYS OF SUMMER-Quirkiness once again!

Funny People-The beginning of the end for Judd Apatow.

Inglorious Bastards-Trailer features some of the worst dialogue Carmen's heard in a while and still he is confident that Mcgowan-looking nimrod Q.T. will somehow make it impossibly amazing.