BLOGTEMPEST NINE: UUUHHHHH MAYBE WANT

In less than 38 days, Carmen will return to the gilded shores of Funs River, NJ, and upon arrival he will genuflect at the concourse of the Ocean County Mall, reorganize his DVD collection, spend his Coconuts gift cards, and consume this perfect assortment of delectable, regional delicacies:

Breakfast:

1 Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on a Plain Bagel from Manhattan Bagel. 

1 Chocolate Milk

Noontime Snack:

1-2 Packets of Tasty Kakes Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes

1 Red Solo Cup of Arizona Lemon Iced Tea

Lunch:

3-4 Slices of Buffalo Chicken Pizza from Tony's Pasta House

1 Cranberry-Raspberry Snapple

Dinner

1 Order Mozzarella Sticks from T.G.I.F. Friday's

1 Order Chicken Fingers with Honey Mustard Dipping Sauce

1 Sprite

Post-Dinner Intake

1 Wawa Submarine Sandwich with Turkey and Mayo

1 Arizona Raspberry Iced Tea (glass bottle)

Dead of Night Snack

1-2 Tony's Microwavable Pizza heated for two minutes in Carmen's very own childhood home microwave.

1 Red Solo Cup of Arizona Lemon Iced Tea

Then Carmen will ride the caloric waves of ecstasy into sweet, radiant dreams that unfurl like scrolls or regal rugs and stretch on and on forever.